I accidentally found out the ending before I watched the last episode, and now I can't even get the heart to watch it. Seriously...he doesn't deserve Tenley.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAA. I read the title of this post on the link I have for you on my blog and INSTANTLY knew "Mel is talking about the bachelor... I know it" and then I click and I was right. I would like to take this moment to bask in my awesomeness. Awesome. You're awesome. This is awesome. So awesome.
Except she isn't. She's cross-eyed and made of plastic and botox and mysteries and I think she's maybe 15.
I was gonna post about my disgust but secretly didn't want to let anyone know about my addiction. Lizzie I told Joe last night "what is with her cross eyed look. Does that bother anyone else?" Glad to know I am not alone. Jake is an idiota!
i propose that perhaps she's not as bad as all that. yes, her hair is fake and she's got a weird mouth. but, jake picked her. making him the weirder one of the two. i had such high hopes for me, but he turned out kind of cheesy and creepy.
I know. Totally. The last time TV recognized charm, skill and physical prowess over shallow superficial traits was in the 1990s. (Do you remember Bay Watch?)
I was so disappointed! I haven't watched the Bachelor since I lived with you, but I started watching this season about 6 weeks ago. And I was SO glad that a girl like Tinley could make it so far.
(What? Don't judge me.)
I KNOW, RIGHT?!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! I was so mad!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously. It's ok though. He doesn't deserve Tenley!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm never watching The Bachelor again. Not that I ever have to begin with...
ReplyDeleteMike, way to stick to your guns.
ReplyDeleteIs it sad that I care enough to come back and read other people's comments? I think I need a 12 step program.
I accidentally found out the ending before I watched the last episode, and now I can't even get the heart to watch it. Seriously...he doesn't deserve Tenley.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAA. I read the title of this post on the link I have for you on my blog and INSTANTLY knew "Mel is talking about the bachelor... I know it" and then I click and I was right. I would like to take this moment to bask in my awesomeness. Awesome. You're awesome. This is awesome. So awesome.
ReplyDeleteExcept she isn't. She's cross-eyed and made of plastic and botox and mysteries and I think she's maybe 15.
So I repeat what you put so well.
Her?
She's the ann as the nose on Plain's face.
I was gonna post about my disgust but secretly didn't want to let anyone know about my addiction.
ReplyDeleteLizzie I told Joe last night "what is with her cross eyed look. Does that bother anyone else?"
Glad to know I am not alone.
Jake is an idiota!
I can vouch for Cami's anger. I came home last night to find her fuming on the couch. She swears she's never watching ever again, but I don't buy it.
ReplyDeleteAnd Mike, it's okay to admit you secretly love The Bachelor. We all have our dirty little secrets.
And all you had to do was post about this to find out who reads your blog!
ReplyDeletei propose that perhaps she's not as bad as all that. yes, her hair is fake and she's got a weird mouth. but, jake picked her. making him the weirder one of the two. i had such high hopes for me, but he turned out kind of cheesy and creepy.
ReplyDeleteI know. Totally. The last time TV recognized charm, skill and physical prowess over shallow superficial traits was in the 1990s. (Do you remember Bay Watch?)
ReplyDeleteI want to know why Mary and Nate are posting at 2:00 in the morning.
ReplyDeleteI was so disappointed! I haven't watched the Bachelor since I lived with you, but I started watching this season about 6 weeks ago. And I was SO glad that a girl like Tinley could make it so far.
ReplyDeleteJake is an idiot. A pretty hot one... but still.
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